They Call It “Blue Love”

Summer means weddings and if you have a lot of relatives like we do, chances are that you will have to attend at least one wedding this summer. To be honest, we got married in the summer, too, although it was many many summers ago! We wanted to have an outdoor wedding, but here in the South it can get pretty hot and there is always the chance of thunderstorms which would ruin everything, so we decided to have the ceremony indoors and have the reception at the country club, where the main reception stuff like the DJ and the cake, could be in side the clubhouse, under rood and with plenty of air conditioning, but we would also have the use of the patio and, god willing and the creek don’t rise, we could spend most of the time outside.

So we have a family wedding to attend the last weekend of the month. My brother will be a member of the wedding party and is in charge of the bachelor party. So he called and invited me up to be part of the bachelor party in a couple weeks. That sounds like fun, so I’ll be going to that.

My brother also casually mentioned that he wants to give the groom a couple of viagra pills so they can have plenty of “blue love” on their honeymoon. So he asks me if I have any that I can contribute to the cause. Now, I don’t know why he thinks I would have any on hand and I wonder if I should be insulted. But I think he is sincere in his effort, so I’ll let it slide. Because actually I could probably round up a few if I needed to, and I know a couple people well enough that I could ask. We actually had this conversation out on the golf course a couple weeks ago. I guess I have to accept the fact that I am getting older than I want to admit to myself if I can casually discuss ED on the golf course with some guys who happen to be paired up with me in a foursome for the day.

Turns out one of the golf buddies for the day is a podiatrist. Now, I don’t have foot problems and have never been to a podiatrist, but as it turns out a podiatrist sees a lot of older patients. He even makes rounds at two of the local upscale nursing homes every week. And I don’t know why, but it never occurred to me that a podiatrist could write a prescription for Viagra or Levitra ( I just love that name, Levitra - it must be latin for “levitate that Big Boy”). And now that we are deep into the subject, let’s not leave out Cialis.

Come on now, you’ve all seen the commercials for each of these. You know what they do. But if you have a need for one, here’s a tip from my golf buddy, the podiatrist. Get your prescription filled from an online pharmacy called “eDrugStore.” The prices are really cheap and you have all the privacy in the world because no one standing in line behind at the local pharmacy will overhear you or see what you are getting.

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